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NEWS on the
SURFACE
HEADLINES
CNN,
MacNeil/Lehrer
Newspage,
Reauter's
SEARCHES
C-Net,
Hotbot,
info-
seek ultra,
disinformation
TECHNOLOGY
BrowserWatch,
ecash,
Macintouch,
Netscape
HyperStand,
tucows
VIEWPOINTS
MoJo Wire,
Suck
WEATHER
Intellicast,
WeatherNet
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She does it again!
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The editors of The Hole Planet are proud to announce that Mom gave birth to
another 23,000 eggs last week. Both Mom and eggs are doing fine.
A worker reported many PirAnt mutants in this batch. "We are all very
pleased with the ratio of PirAnts and SisterAnts in this batch and they all
seem to be healthy and strong. " Everyone is encouraged to drop by and
regurgitate a little something for the kids and when you're done don't miss
out on some of Mom's own home cookin' around back in the Appeasement
Gland.
We couldn't be happier that the new batch of eggs coincided with the
premier issue of The Hole Planet . The delivery is a good omen. Prosperity
will come to Antropolis and HoleWorld. We have the drive (thanks to Mom's
propaganda gland) and now we have workers and the possibility of more PirAnts.
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There is much work
to be done; Crustie is still one stupid ass organism, and most of his cyber-space is still very ugly. We must help to educate Crustie because
he is capable of destroying our world along with his. We will dig without
cease through Cyber-Dirt trying to uncover truths to his existence. We
will continue to gain momentum with the aid of our loyal followers and a
growing number of InformAnts.
It Is unfortunate that there hasn't been a site where Crustie could be
linked with all that is good, other wise we could be raiding picnics like
normal ants. Art is hell.
Time to get back to work... we have a new issue to get out and a world to
conquer. Just what makes that little old ant think he can move that rubber
tree plant? Glands. Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, glands.
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